December 24, 2009

How a HR Manager would write a love letter.

I received a forwarded mail from a friend on 'How a HR Manager would write a love letter.' Here it goes:

Grade 7.0 S.M

Sub: Offer of love!

Ref: Meeting in a seminar

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am pleased to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 3 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.

I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your collegue if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,
HR Manager
A BC Co. Pvt. Ltd


Pragnya said...

nice to see a HR love letter after many marketing and software language letters.
An exception here is the author of the letter sounds more of a HR person ,compared to rest where only words were placed properly to make it funny.

Saikat Saha said...

Thank you so much... I visited your blog...Loved it :-)